What’s with Ajello and his recent obsession with getting everyone around him hitched? Is arranging marriages a new hobby of his, or is he just bored? A man like Salvatore Ajello, with nothing productive to do, is a serious threat to society. God only knows what crazy ideas might pop into his head. But if he has developed a sudden interest in matchmaking, I can get Adam to contact a buddy of his who runs a local radio station. Maybe Ajello could get his own show?

