“Where the hell are yo’ clothes at?” Murk eyed my bikini in disgust. I glanced around the beach at all of the women who were out here dressed in similar attire. “You’re clearly blind and slow. This is a beach, blockhead. Everyone and their momma has on a bikini.” “I don’t see why you have on a bikini top with no titties in them. You could have worn some ducktape on those bee stings like ol’ girl from The Fifth Element.” “That wasn’t tape, dumbass, it was an outfit from the future.” I scoffed. “Yeah, whatever.” Soul and the rest of the fellas howled with laughter while I stood there, ready to
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