Unseen Academicals (Discworld, #37; Rincewind, #8)

by Terry Pratchett

‘By myself?’ said Ponder, horrified. ‘I’ve got a huge workload!’ ‘Delegate!’ ‘You know I’m hopeless at delegating, sir!’ ‘Then delegate the job of delegating to someone who isn’t! Now, I must be off before he steals the silverware!’