The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #1)

by Brigitte Knightley

“When I find you,” said Mordaunt, addressing the room at large, “I am going to make you suffer.” “Perhaps you should deal with your daddy issues first,” said the cricket.

“Will you promise not to murder them?” Osric made a show of considering this, then said, “No.”