The Robots of Dawn (Robot #3)

by Isaac Asimov

Any accident involving a robot-driven car would set off another antirobot riot.

“There was an ancient general, whose name I have forgotten, who, mindful of the exigencies of sudden absorption in military affairs, once said, ‘Never turn down a chance to piss.’

the infrared is more penetrating than shorter wave light is and, for that reason, is more effective in rain, mist, and fog.”