The great thing about turtle man is he cooks in his own shell. You basically use the shell as a big pot, pull him onto a fire, and he simmers in his own juices. Of course you have to pry off the breastplate and scoop out the guts, but that just takes a crowbar, a good knife, and a bucket. Then when the flippers and the head fall off, you put them in the shell with the rest of the meat. Like a stew.
