I don’t have control over what comes out of my mouth. The worse the situation, the funnier I find it. My dad says I get that from my aunt Aida. Nobody’s strangled Aida yet, though not for lack of trying. I’m not sure I’ll be that lucky. I’m not blessed with my aunt’s sunny disposition. In fact, at the moment I’m in a foul fucking mood. Half my cousins are graduating along with Ilsa, or already have. Miles is gone, Leo and Anna are leaving. I hate being younger. I was excited to come to Kingmakers, but it’s impossible to catch up to the cousins who are already moving on again, starting their
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