Hallowpeen
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Read between October 28 - October 28, 2025
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Oh, my gourd, the carved pumpkins lining the stairs have come to life!
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Lmfao nice
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their full moons on display to the entire neighborhood.
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Wut
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His engorged gourdhood’s orange surface is slicked with froth, like a whipped topping on a pumpkin spice latte.
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NOT GOURDHOOD
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But all I want to do is get back in the middle of their pumpkin patch and have them plow my field deep into the night.
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Lmfao dumb but i gigggled
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“Let’s take her inside and show our new guest how we peen in Peentown.”
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PEEN IN PEENTOWN
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But never have I ever drooled at the thought of deepthroating a twelve incher.
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Girl bye
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butternut balls.
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Im cackling
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Please, I’m aching for your Hallowpeen.” Like Halloween decorations hitting the shelves in July, they don’t make me wait any longer.
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Wow
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pumpkin pleasure pole,
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The alliteration is amazing
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plummets his pumpkin pecker
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This book iss fucking hysterical
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taking every inch like he was carved for cock.
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fill my pie with his pumpkin spice.
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Oh cream pie lol
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I don’t know how I feel about my clit being referred to as a jelly bean,
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I dont like it
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dines on my pleasure pop.
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Thats worse than jellybean
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excavate my cave.
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Bye
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His balls bump against me, the massive jawbreakers gobsmacking my ass with each pump.
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What a visual
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cummy gummy
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IM DYIING