You should be annoyed. You should be all sarcastic and insufferable and you’re supposed to give me so much shit for this. So, I repeat, what the fuck is wrong with you?” “Well, jeez. Sorry for trying to be a nice person. Fine. Yes, my night is ruined. I’m so lucky to have such a thoughtless person in my life.” She rolls her eyes. “Pathetic. It’s like your heart isn’t even in it.”

