THE UNHINGED BEST MAN : A NOVELLA
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As I drove, I reflected on the decisions I made to make people think I was the nigga to fuck with. Twenty-eight years I’d traveled around the sun, and I couldn’t recall a single time when I ever gave anyone the opportunity to have me fucked up.
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Shayna just didn’t know how her fucking up literally opened the door for destiny to spin the block.
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“So, best friend. Since there’s not gon’ be a wedding, and since you ran yo’ fast ass here, you might as well give that man what you’ve been waiting to give him all this damn time.”
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“Watch it, Nikki. That sounds too much like some shit I’d say while buried in ya guts.”
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“It’s cute that you think I’m honorable enough to control myself around you. The day I said I do, every filthy thing I’ve thought about you had to be pushed to the back of my mind just so that I could uphold my vows. Well…here we are, and those vows are no longer keeping me from having you any way I want to.”
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“You not only gon’ put up with me, you gon’ love that shit. Tell me we not a couple again, and I’ma duct tape ya pussy lips together.”
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“Just like they a couple, we a couple. We stuck just like they gon’ be if you keep fuckin’ with me.”
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You ever shit for a month straight just ‘cause you think about some shit that makes ya stomach hurt. I know you saw how much fuckin’ weight I lost behind her muthafuckin’ ass.”
Shameka Erby
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“I was thinkin’ ‘bout jumpin’ ‘cross that nigga desk and knockin’ his head off. It was either that or take his muthafuckin’ office. You ask me, I did a great job of practicing self-control.”
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“Pleasing me is simple. The better you feel, the better I feel.” He took his dick in his hand and smeared the pearl of wetness dripping from the tip over his bulbous head. “This nigga will do whatever the fuck Nikki tells him to.”
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“Not to sound like an asshole, baby. But you already gave me the pussy. Even if I thought we were moving too fast or making a mistake, where the fuck you think you goin’?”
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I’ain get all my fuckin’ sleep out, so I’m feeling extra stupid. I’ma go find this nigga and choke his ass.”
As the fight progressed, not a person in this backyard mumbled a word. There was no fellas stop, y’all too old for this, or that’s enough now. Nope.
Shameka Erby
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