Fan Service

by Rosie Danan

ask anyone in Tompkins about Alex Lawson and you’d still get some combination of the same four words: “gay” “goth” “vegan” “bitch.”

“So, assuming this thing works the way we think it will, the cycle is gonna repeat every twenty-nine days,” Devin counted. “No rest for the wicked, huh?” “Now you know how people who menstruate feel.” Whoa. Devin never really thought about periods before, but dang, what a scam.

the man with slate hair perched on a ladder by the side of the house,

should he be doing that? does *Alex* know he's doing that?

“I report in to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission,” Isaac said with

I'll be honest, I didn't know FL had native wolves and I'm a biologist that grew up in FL

“Do you know about ‘smizing’?”

I regret googling that

Brian Dempsey and the other writers

I really feel like you need to ask these guys where they got their ideas.

It was like his thoughts were keys on a piano and the wolf’s always came from the bottom register.

It would be so easy to say yes. To indulge in the fantasy one more time.

I am screaming NO at both these characters right now

almost forgot what an asshole you are.”

this guy is SUCH an asshole and yet I am rooting for him. unlike Newland Archer lol

Fandom was everything when you were in it and embarrassing as hell when you weren’t.