How to Giggle: A Guide to Taking Life Less Seriously

by Hannah Berner

If you take yourself too seriously, you will be afraid to put yourself out there. Don’t worry about failure, embarrassment, or judgment. It’s not that serious. When you mess up, your best friend will think it’s hysterical.

Through trial and error we figured out that no one knows what is true or not true and everything is made up. Seriously, no one really knows what they are doing, and we are all flailing. Once you understand that, you can start to take over the world.

I’m especially bad with this in social situations. I’m annoying and call myself an “empath” but I think I’m just a people pleaser who is obsessed with people around me having a good time and liking me.

DOESN’T VENMO YOU FOR COFFEE: If your “friend” Venmos you $6.47 for a matcha latte, you will immediately see them in small-claims court. It’s volatile, disrespectful, and a personal attack. If they don’t think they will ever see you again and don’t think you’re worth a Venti iced caramel macchiato with almond milk and an extra shot of espresso, then they can go fuck themselves. We wish them bad coffee breath for life.

SEE YOU IN COURT (SMALL CLAIMS VERSUS SUPREME)