I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

by Kimberly Lemming

“You can’t just save us and not adopt us. What’s that word humans use for those animals that always stick around them? Pets? Yeah, that’s it. We’re your pets now, so you’re stuck with us. Feed me.”

“Woman, do I look like a mammal with opposable thumbs? Quit thrashing!”

favorite character

“You make an incredible number of demands for a woman in constant need of saving.”