I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

by Kimberly Lemming

“Toto, hurry,” I said. The lion bit the rope, trying to slice through it. “I’m trying,” he said. “The rope’s too thick; just untie it,” I said, voice frantic. “Woman, do I look like a mammal with opposable thumbs? Quit thrashing!”