"What’s up, Villy?" Jake answered. "I am experiencing some highly complicated emotions right now," the Viper answered. "On the one hand, it was about bloody time you bedded the succubus, and I can only commend the act, but on the other hand, I lost a bet with Duskleaf, as I seriously thought you would get with the elf before the demon." "How many fucking bets do you guys have going on?" Jake asked with exasperation. "To clarify, when you say fucking bets, do you mean how many bets in total we have, or how many bets we have related to literal fucking?" "I… actually don’t want to know,” Jake
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