Drop Dead Sisters (The Finch Sisters, #1)

by Amelia Diane Coombs

Shit happened and you didn’t die. Best of luck with your trauma and therapy bills.

If our lives were a video game, we each adventured off on our own side quests nearly a decade ago and never returned to the main storyline.

Then again, my parents are the type of people who, once they choose you, they choose you for life. They’re kind of like dogs in that way.

I don’t know when that stopped. When I became so fine with my mediocrity. Because that’s what I am: mediocre.

I have the verbal equivalent of a resting bitch face.