and start singing along to One Direction’s “No Control.” I’m still humming the same song ten minutes later on the way to the dean’s offices. Man, why did 1D ever break up? They were so frigging magical. “Get back together already,” I moan, at the same time that a dark- haired girl rounds the hall corner. She jumps in surprise. “Sorry, what?” I wave my hand flippantly. “I was talking to 1D. They need to get back together.” She shakes her head, visibly saddened. “I know. It’s heartbreaking.” As much as I’d love to spend the rest of the day—hell, the rest of my life—discussing the huge hole that
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