“Now that he’s died by cheese, he’ll be remembered,” Lisa said. “Yes!” Mackie said. “But only because he died in some horrible, ridiculous way. His whole life’s legacy will be one thing, and one thing exactly: At the moment of his death, cheese entered his body from every possible entrance.” Lisa pointed at her friend. “No, that’s just you. Everyone knows he dies by cheese, but only you are imagining a cheddar colonoscopy.”
