Alton frowned. “All that plastic,” he said. “You’re not wrong, but we’re well past worrying about microplastics, aren’t we?” “The irony,” Alton said. “All those shitty people were right not to worry about trashing the planet.” “They weren’t right,” Clyde said. “They just missed out having to deal with the consequences. That’s different.” “Spoken like a true philosopher,” Dave said.

