“Remember you told me about how the Great Chicago Fire wasn’t started by Mrs. O’Leary’s cow? Your professor had some sort of alternative theory about it?” Bern gave me a funny look. “Did you see the bus halfway in the ground?” “I don’t want to talk about the bus.” “Okay,” Bern said in a soothing voice. “We don’t have to talk about the bus. We can talk about the cow instead.”
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