Streams and Schemes

by Rebecca Kinkade

Her body is curvy everywhere, I know, but her form is a galaxy of things that swoop and shimmer, from her full breasts to her flat stomach

Ahh yes so curvy with her FLAT stomach🤔 all those flat curves….

“You’re kind of a weird fucker, aren’t you?” she comments, sounding pleasantly surprised.

“I thought your name was Lilith,” the preppy Viking chimes in with a puzzled look on his face—and everyone freezes.

DALTON YOU FUCKING DUMBASS💀

“Are your parents absolute shitheads too?” “Nah, they’re dead.”

JFC

Dalton got extremely stoned and submitted my half-finished Princeton application on my behalf, replacing my middle name with POOPFACE. Yes, all-caps.

😂😂

(yes, Lander POOPFACE Dawson still got into Princeton)

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FuckthePrenup6969: I’m going to call you Union Pacific because I need you to rail me.

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