The Demon's Queen (A Deal With a Demon, #6)

by Katee Robert

“It won’t hold up in any court in the country.”

oh my god HE TRICKS HER!! BABE WAIT

“I want to spoil you, Ginger. I want to treat you as if you were mine in truth.”

fuck, his heart is in the right place but GODDAMNIT

But sometimes the unloved orphan I spent my childhood being gets the best of me.

OOF

“It won’t matter.” Azazel drains his wine and sets the glass down on the table. “I’m sorry, Eve. You may never forgive me for this, but at least you’ll be alive to hate me.”

w h a t

He still sounds regretful, which scares me more than anything else.

she’s probably thinking he’s gonna kill her ohhhh my god bestie

“I’m not going to hurt you. I would never hurt you.” He glances at the door, and his expression goes stony. “One day, you’ll understand and forgive me for this.”

bestie PLEASE MY HEART

“I’m sorry.”

FUCK…. but i’m so excited

That doesn’t stop them from seeing far too much.

THAT’S MY FUCKING MAN

But I don’t lie to Ramanu now.

GOATED

“Belladonna is primed to say yes.”

lord have fucking mercy, i know this was all planned but still

“You certainly won’t go on a fucking rampage when someone else chooses her, unraveling all the work you’ve put in for peace in this realm.”

they aren’t wrong but you’re so fucking lucky

“And you give me grief for my fascination with that murderous little witch.”

that’s my fucking GIRL. power couple as fuck

“The situation with my cousin has escalated. I got word today that he’s aware of her.”

oooooo

No matter where Azazel’s taken me, Pope will retrieve me.

try another fucking dimension bestie

“Drugs. It has to be drugs.”

i’m on your side hun, but stop being delusional ✋

“I’m Ramanu. They/them.”

missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, sideways, outside, on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, against the wall, in the shower, in an abandoned shack, on the floor, in the garden, against the window, in heaven, in hell, in purgatory, NO BREAKS

I would miss the way their jaw drops. They recover quickly but not quickly enough.

CACKLING BITCH HUH

To discover that not only had he found Eve, but he had plans to kill her? I shudder.

i love you you stupid idiot

😇

😘

😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

Well, Sol.

MY BITCH

Sol is honorable to a fault, and Briar’s soul is bruised from the abuse of her now-dead husband.

they are also a power couple. the blueprint if you will

Rusalka is a leader I respect deeply, and we already discussed my concerns over her human, Belladonna, not advocating for herself.

i love lesbians

They’ll be fine.

they will!!

The castle isn’t technically sentient, but it’s close enough, so it’s a good idea to be polite and ask for what I want instead of demand it.

the castle actually is sentient and i love her

I have her for a lifetime, and if she hates me for the entirety of it, at least she’ll be alive to hate.

buddy ur killing me

I’m no lovestruck fool to think that she shares my feelings, no matter how much she seemed to enjoy our time together.

stabbing me would be kinder

He’s even handsome in a rough-cut way, though I’m not currently in the mood to admit it.

i love her rage

I could shove him out a window with how furious I am.

i love her

another perfect fit—and

katee robert had to write this as her internal dialogue because “fuck him, fuck, shit. god fucking damnit.” doesn’t make any sense

“The castle fucks with everyone.”

and i love her for it

“You should have told me. I’m entertaining, and a delightful asshole, but I’m good at my job.”

PERIOD!! TELL THEM

She’ll summon me before the event, without a doubt. She’s so desperate, I can taste it across the realms.”

I… okay maybe i misread the timelines here. or,, WAIT time doesn’t exist like that here. i forget it’s not linear!!

“Darling, I’m never careful.”

I LOVE YOU 💕😘❤️

“It’s your funeral. I’ll let the kitchen staff know to expect a mess.”

need this energy for my book 2

“I’m working on it. I’m sorry.” There’s no response, but why would there be?

i love that despite everything, Az still has his sense of whimsy

and furious.

YESSSS YES YES WWWW

and grabs the bottle of wine sitting there.

this is scratching every itch, Katee you are a WIZARD

“That was for clients, a group that you no longer belong to. I think you’ll find that, if I can’t control anything else in my life right now, I can control this.”

😘😘😘😘

“Well, I’m here. Take me.”

BITCH I SPAT MY FUCKING WATER OUT IM IM UNWELL

“You’ll hate me.”

FUCK

“I already hate you, Daddy.”

“Not tonight, Eve. Not like this.” Then he goes, shutting the door softly behind him.

he’s a man of HONOR GODDAMNIT

Because of course they have indoor plumbing in the fucking demon realm, and

again, Katee had to write this because ‘fuck him, fucking goddamnit’ doeSNT MAKE SENSE

wanting him to choose me is a fool’s game.

but he diiiiiiiid

“You speak as if it’s a person.”

i’m a castle-truther. she’s alive, yall are just assholes

“Are you sure you don’t want to stick it to him, just a little?”

YOU ARE MESSY!!

But he has an irritating number of supporters in the city and beyond.

bruh don’t i fucking know it

Ramanu’s claws.

YESSSSS MY FUCKING MAN