My Favorite Holidate

by Lauren Blakely

Romance and I aren’t vodka and tonic. We’re orange juice and toothpaste.

I’m faking being a girlfriend. I don’t want to fake being me.

Family ties sometimes just suck.

“It really doesn’t matter that you can’t sing.” “Why is that?” “Because you fuck like a rock star.”

“Love hurts, but so does letting it go.”