I Must Say: My Life as a Humble Comedy Legend

by Martin Short

After World War II, Canada established a program in which parents, every time they had a child, received a modest government stipend to aid in that child’s upbringing. (Thank you, socialism!)

This sentence not only failed to reassure me, it angered me. Yeah, well, God also created my mind, which is questioning everything, including His will, so your theory doesn’t hold.