My sister is my best friend. Nobody has ever been able to compete with her, even when we used to spend too many days picking on one another growing up. “If he was never worthy of me, then why did you approve of him?” I ask her. “I never did,” Maddox puts in. The cheeky grin he gives us has my sister flipping him off. “You’re a no-good suck-up, Maddox. Go do something useful and keep watch for Ewie Stewie.”

