"Shouldn't You Be in School?" (All the Wrong Questions, #3)

by Lemony Snicket

If too many people see you getting rides everyplace, they get the impression you belong in a car seat.

“Tomato-watermelon gazpacho. It’s what they serve in Spain when it gets too hot. And the stuff on the bread is a habanero pepper jam I made myself.”

I need to make/eat this

If you’ve never had buttermilk and you’re curious what it tastes like, good for you and don’t be.

I wasn’t sad the way a spider isn’t an insect.

You cannot wait for an untroubled world to have an untroubled moment.