“He was originally going to be taking on Frank and Beans tonight, but I changed it up because you were coming. Frank and Beans are a double act, and they’re… honestly, I have no fucking idea what they are.” “They look like if you split a face down the middle and gave each half arms and legs,” Larkin piped up, seemingly unaware of what Holt was currently doing to my genitals. “Freaky as fuck, dude. But that’s not even the weirdest part. Their signature move is that they take their dicks out, and they’re, like, mad long, and there are these things at the end—”
