Caught Me Slippin'

by Aubry J.

“Young, educated, and black,” Fire said, and I nodded. “But hood and with all the best connections.”

She was bold as fuck. I mean, so bold, I had to give her some respect for her actions. She’d kidnapped a nigga. I chuckled at the thought. This was some crazy shit, but I was intrigued as fuck as to why.

“And contact Shaka. Tell her I need her to do a romantic dinner.” “Romantic dinner?” Fire screeched. “Nigga, we out here trying to plan your funeral, and you worried about a romantic dinner? The fuck kind of shit are you into right now?”

“Why the fuck not?” “’Cause I’m spending time with my future wife, nigga, and we don’t want to be interrupted.”

back. “Sit on my face.” “What?” “This your throne from here on out.” He licked his lips and then turned his head to kiss my left ankle.

“Whenever you feel any way except like the queen you are, this is where you’ll sit. If I gotta remind you every fuckin’ day of who you are, then so be it.”

“Scream that shit for the world to hear!” I slammed harder into her pussy. “Say I belong to Earth Marcel Carlson! The head of DBB! I’m his fuckin’ woman now! I run the nigga that runs DBB!”

My body is a sacred place. The only man worthy of ever touching it is the man who honors, loves, and respects it and my mind.” With our bodies still connected, Earth stood, walked us into his room, and lay down. He hovered over me, his bottom lip between his teeth, his dark eyes filled with more emotion than I knew what to do with. “And the only man that’ll ever be is Earth Marcel Carlson. Can’t no other man love me like he does.”

“Exodus! Give me my damn gun back! We are in the store and had to pull our shit, and guess whose hands are empty? Mine!”

“McCoy Toliver is taken care of and protected, and my nigga, I know for a fact she ain’t under your protection.” He kicked Jamel in the face, knocking him out, and turning to me. “Earth said send him your shopping list, and everything will be delivered to the house by the time you arrive.”

“Fall in love with a nigga already, Coy, so I can marry your ass.”

“I think I found my wife, nigga,” he said and shrugged. “Nigga, what?” “That spotted leopard,” he answered, and I stared at him like he’d lost his mind. “That’s wifey.” “That’s wifey?” I knew at one point Fire needed to be evaluated

“You and your woman got your own thing on how y’all met and so do me and mine. Our love doesn’t have to be explained. Just know it’s real.”

everything already.” “How the fuck you gonna make her your wife when she’s mine?” I kicked him so hard in the stomach, he lifted off the ground for a few seconds before falling onto his face. “She’s my fuckin’ wife!” I stomped into him. “I’m gonna give her my fuckin’ last name! She’s gonna be the mother to my children if she ain’t already pregnant! I’ma protect her from the world! I’ma be her sounding board, her shoulder to cry on. The last person she’ll see before she goes to sleep and the first one she sees when she wakes up.” I continued to kick him even though he wasn’t moving. “She. Belongs. To. Me. Nigga. I. Love. Her!” With each word, I smashed my foot into his face.