Who the hell sneaks up on a woman alone in an apartment you absolute asshat? You’re lucky I put my dinner knife away, or that pretty face of yours would be all marked up.” “You think I’m pretty?” “Fuck you. You almost gave me a heart attack, and it’s a miracle you didn’t wake up JB.” I clutch my side and wheeze. “I’m sorry. I didn’t think that through. I was trying to be romantic, and it came off as incredibly serial-killery.” “Uh, yeah. I feel like you might rival Ted Bundy with that entrance.” She pulls the blankets off her legs and stalks toward me with her hands on her hips and the cutest
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