“Obviously, when you pump just to pump, without courting, everyone just does the best they can,” he went on. “But this is the older, more official way, and seeing as I did not know what type of girth you could accommodate, I thought I would start small with you, just in case.” Small was not the first adjective that I would use for the apparent kraken dildo I was holding in my hand. “Well, thank you. They’re very . . . nice.” “I made them with my suckers,” he informed me, sounding pleased.

