“What do you mean, the way we’ve been acting?” Augustine leaned back. “Have you ever seen a betta fish?” I asked. “Of course.” “Well, when you and Rogan come into each other’s view, you act like two male betta fishes. You puff your fins out and swim around trying to intimidate each other. Just keep doing what you’re doing, and everyone will realize that it’s really about the two of you and I’m just collateral damage. Everything will be fine.” “I take offense at that,” Augustine said. “You’re giving Augustine too much credit,” Rogan said. “His fins don’t impress me.”

