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Overall, it was a top tier performance and with all the phones I saw pointed at me, I was excited to see if I’d go viral. I can see the headline now: Girl Goes Batshit Crazy at Ex’s Wedding.
But I woke up and chose violence. And the funny thing was, I’d do it again.
“I know you not over there crying over a nigga that’s probably knee deep in the bitch he cheated on you with.” Gut punch to the heart. “Woman up because—”
We’d played this ‘I hate your entire being’ game so long that I truly could not stand her. Yet, I also couldn’t bear to see her like this—especially over my fuck ass brother.
I wanted to play captain save-a-crazy-ex.
This was Midnight Drayton. We hated him. We definitely didn’t get turned on by him.
“You know telling women to calm down is how men get their asses handed to them?”
“He does know we don’t get along, but he also knows that I wanted you before he did.”
Oh shit!
Our main physical difference — one that Mal loved to brag about — was our height. He had me beat by three and a half inches. Those inches I was missing went to my dick. Yeah, mine was bigger, but I didn’t rub that in his face. He already did enough extra shit to make up for his barely average dick syndrome.
Lol 😂
That was probably why my bitch ass ex was blowing me up… he didn’t want his brother to blow my back out the right way.
His back was to me, and it was in that moment that I noticed we were wearing the same color. My brain must have been too busy focusing on the wrong thing earlier to take note of the color of his pajama’s bottoms.
‘Karma said BATTER UP’.
Please have some fucking decorum. This is not someone we purr for.
From that video in the group chat, she’s good at swinging a bat, so you might not want to test her
gangsta.”
“The theme of 12:01 is all about bringing in the new year with passion, fun, releasing inhibitions, and cleansing your energy with pleasure. The motto is: We end the year with fun, we start it with pleasure.”
Oh shit
“You deserve to get them Sonic Rings knocked out of you BY YOUR EX’S TWIN!!”
he did you dirty, so you should ride his brother into the new year. It’s only right.”
“You don’t have to like someone to get your body knocked out of alignment.”
It’s twenty minutes until the ball drops. You gonna have balls dropping in you or what?”
there’s an app.”
I confirmed that he was definitely the twin with the big dick.
Because honestly, the way I would let this man bleepity, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep me— was insane.
“You know we not sleeping tonight.” “Sounds like you’re trying to ruin me.”
“In order for me to give you the treatment you want,” my eyes zoned in on his lips, “so that you can continue this
year knowing exactly how you deserve to be treated, loved on,” he leaned in closer, “and fucked… I’m going to need the rest of this night.”
Lol ok
There were condoms, lube, blindfolds, vibrators, dildos, anal toys, nipple clamps, handcuffs, different types of restraints, and a few things I didn’t even recognize. What kind of wild shit was Midnight Drayton into? And how was I now wrapped up in it? Girl, we went from being in jail to about to be tied up in chains… Happy New Year?
The way his dick popped out to say
hello, I wanted to scream “heyyyyy, best friend”, but I had a little sense left.
No nigga had ever given me safe words. Bitch, I internally yelled at my vagina, are we safe?
“That means you have no idea how much pleasure I get from pleasing you. I want to make you cum as many times as possible. I want to watch you completely lose yourself and forget how to breathe because of what I’m doing to you. It’s so rewarding to know that you’re leaking all because of me.”
I’m a passenger princess — orgasm edition.” That had me chortling in the key of ‘you about to get fucked up’.
“You fucking me so good, baby, I don’t know if I deserve it.”
“You deserve it and more, and don’t you forget that shit.”
From this day forward, till death do my coochie and Midnight part.
“Who you telling?” She pushed a piece of hair out of her face. “I’ve crashed a wedding, been to jail, gone to a sex party, become social media famous, had the best conch salad I’ve ever had outside of the Bahamas, and slept with the enemy. Life is lifing.”
She got you talking about yourself in third person — bruh, you’re pussy whipped.
Lol
My eyes focused in on what she did. “Oh, you pulling that skewer out as if it’s a dude making sure the condom don’t slip off after he nutted.”
“That’s what happens when you get dicked down right. You forget your days,”
“some battles are worth the war if the result means the best and happiest version of you.”
She slept with her ex’s twin brother. Y’all shared a fucking womb! That’s a bad bitch right there.”
“I already know if a dude would have did that to me, y’all would have beat his ass and I would have shot him. And don’t let it have been a girl who had been keke-ing in my face for the entirety of my relationship— oh, they both would have been sharing a casket while I was sitting pretty in prison being someone’s bitch.”
giving S-N-E.” “S-N-E?” I reiterated. “Sad nigga energy.”
Wth
How y’all got into the situation was messy, but at this point, you might as well go the distance.”
Bawling.
Oh my goodness 🥹🥹
Grief fucking sucks.
“I recently heard about this Fruit Roll-Up around the D thing and—”
If you miss him, tell him. If you want to see him, see him. If you want him to take you out, let the man take you out.”
