One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories

by B.J. Novak

“I thought about jumping off when it got scary,” said 1—softly, but to be heard. “That’s crazy,” said 8, turning to 1. “Why would you ever do such a thing?” “Yeah,” agreed 2. “It’s going to end soon enough anyway. Why not just try to enjoy it?”

“Because it was pointless, and I didn’t like it. So why not?” “What about the other people in the car with you?” asked 9. “We’re supposed to be doing this ride together or it’s not as much fun.” “ ‘Supposed to’?” exploded 1. “Were there rules to this ride that I missed? What do I owe to any of you? Sorry, but I never asked to be on a ride with you. I just showed up and you were here. Who says I have to like it? You liked it, and that’s great. But I didn’t. So what? Can’t you respect that?”