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Alina Jacobs
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November 12 - November 12, 2025
“Santa, baby, don’t come down my chimney. I want you to go through the back door.”
It was 11:48 on the night before Christmas, and my freshly divorced grandmother was watching holiday-themed porn in the living room.
“Yeah, Santa! Give me your huge cock,” the porn star gasped.
back while my fiancé grunted. “Damn. You’re a better fuck than your sister,” James wheezed as he grabbed my sister’s ass. “You always give me a hell of a workout.” Kelly laughed drunkenly. Then she peered at me blearily in the soft, colorful light from the Christmas tree.
“and as someone who was paid to destroy things for a living, your plan to get back at your sister sucks. You’ve failed before you even started.”
just wanted to see what I was working with. Besides, you look like you give terrible hand jobs.”
And after I’d given the other guys so much shit about getting thwarted by one dumpy little office girl and her overweight pug.
Nd you want this to be a romance
“Third, you need to keep that dog away from me. He smells bad, and his eyes are pointing in two
Nah he hates dogs
“Don’t feel bad, Sugarplum. It’s because you have low self-esteem.” I rubbed my thumb on her chin.
Wht the fuck is this
“No, she was correct. You know us Marines,” I said, leveling my gaze at him. “We make terrible financial decisions when it comes
God this book gets worse n worse
“You know what your problem is?” I told her as I started the car. “You have low standards.”
I hate this man
pulled my military dog tags out of my pocket. I hated wearing them, hated thinking about that time, but it was part of the ensemble.
Worst rep of a military human ever...
“Look, Sugarplum,” he said carefully. “I don’t care if you wanted to wait to ride a cock until the dinosaurs came back. Your life isn’t that important to me. But you have put me in a shitty position.”
You have got to be kiddibg me
“We are going to have to have sex, right?” It sounded like the question was directed to himself more so than me. “Do we really have to?” I croaked. “I was sort of saving myself for marriage.” “I need to quit,” Hudson said. I pushed over the spiked hot chocolate to him. He took a deep swig.
“This is not his coming-out party. This is my wedding,” my sister screamed. Her eyes, surrounded by thick eye makeup, bugged out in fury. “Best get back in the closet, Kirk,” one uncle muttered. His wife hit him with her clutch.
I hate it
don’t want to get fined.” I clumsily put my arm around her shoulder, drawing her to my chest. “Designated driver, huh?” I said, squeezing her tight, loving the way her soft body fitted against mine. “Sounds like you’re driving me home.” “Well, actually we—”
No he doesnt get to enjoy jer body wtf
“Don’t touch me,” I said harshly and pushed her away. “Don’t get too cozy. This is a fake relationship, remember. I work for you. Don’t be one of those girls that falls for every guy she sleeps with—it’s not cute.”
Ahhh there he is
“I want to bend you over on your bed, spread your legs, really spread them, make sure you’re dripping wet. I want your juices running down your thigh.” I panted against his cheek, imagining it, imagining me bent over for him. His hands on my clit was not enough. “I want you to hold your pussy open for me so I can ram my thick cock into your tight little cunt, give you every thick inch, pound into you until you’re screaming my name, make you understand what it’s like to be fucked by a real man.” Santa, that is all I want for Christmas. He was stroking me harder now. “Take me back to your
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Well good gold tlkbout whiplsh. Lso sometimes dude less is more
“It’s only perverted,” Hudson said coolly, “if the guy looks like you. With someone like me? It’s just hot.” He kissed
I did say the difference in n unsub and mama i cn fix him is a sharp jaw nd big dick
“Sugarplum, all I can think about is putting my mouth on your sweet, juicy cunt, but I’m glad to see you’re an ally.”
I wish kindles had eyeroll emonis
“I want you to go home,” I told her, “and shave your sweet little pussy, because I’m taking your virginity tonight.”
I hate it here
“First of all, let go of the toxic patriarchy. You are still valuable even if you’re not a virgin. Don’t believe any of that used-gum bullshit,”
Oh so the uthor can write somepne with sense
“I’m going to put my huge cock in your pussy,”
Bleh
“Nah. I want to watch the juice run down your legs.” Wowza.
“I’m just an innocent little virgin, and I’ve never had a man take me before. But I want to feel your hot cum inside me.” “Jesus fucking Christ,”
I let him shower me with kisses. There were fireworks. Candy canes rained from the sky, applause … Wait, applause? Outside the bedroom non-door, there were definitely people applauding.
Her family wtched
Hudson dipped his head to kiss me lightly, seemingly unconcerned that my family had a 4K view of his bare ass, though if I had a body like his, I’d probably show it off too. However, I did not have
Her family wtched her get fuck
“Ugh. I’m a terrible hostess. I should—” “No,” I said, wrapping my arms around her, holding her in place against me. “You’re perfect.” I want this forever.
Oh fuck off
“You’re perfect,” I murmured to him. He kissed me softly. Almost as if in a trance, he said, “I think I’m falling for you.” “I already fell for you,” I whispered to him. We lay like that as the candle burned down. Finally, Hudson roused.
Lies
My sister had volunteered to host the shower. Dakota had said absolutely not. My mom had said I should let Kelly make it up to me. The end result was Kelly and my cousins walking around in very skimpy lingerie. For whom you may ask? Weren’t the majority of us related, you may ask?
Bitch
