“Thank you for asking. You see, there are certain laws in this land that may prohibit me from continuing with a rather lucrative enterprise. It would be to my advantage for a number of them to be adjusted. To do that, I will need assurances that not only will your House of Representative and your Senators in Congress support my new laws, but your Supreme Court will need to be ready to uphold them against any lawsuit that may arise. Their decisions must be able to withstand any criticism brought by the general public.”
