The Housemaid Is Watching (The Housemaid, #3)

by Freida McFadden

“Don’t worry,” Nico says. “They’re flightless flies.” “They are walks,” Enzo jokes.

ENZO STOP IT

“In that case,” she says, “maybe you should give me a private demonstration.”

FUCKING EXCUSE ME?

By the end of this night, if I have not stabbed Suzette with one of these forks, it will only be because I’m not sure which one to use to do it.

know better than to double-cross you. I would like to keep breathing.”

SOUNDS LIKE HE’S PLANNING ON DOUBLE CROSSING HER (sorry i don’t trust men)

Maybe there are things I don’t know about my husband, but I know for sure that he is a good man. He has proven that to me time and time again. And even if he weren’t, I still don’t think he would cheat on me. He wouldn’t dare. I am scared of you, Millie Accardi. And he should be.

But I don’t trust Suzette.

GLAD WE’RE IN AGREEMENT ABOUT THIS

And her intelligence is a mystery too.

LMFAOOOO SORRY THE SHADE TOWARDS ENZO IS IMMACULATE

“The other boy was making fun of a girl on the playground,”

see millie he IS like you

“I would think you of all people would be understanding about how important it is to stick up for someone in trouble.”

BOOM THERE IT IS

I had hoped that Nico took after him. I don’t want my son to take after me.

millie pls. YOU LITERALLY WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WERE PARTIALLY UPSET ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN NOT TAKING AFTER YOU??? I’M CONFUSED

But it’s extremely hard to sleep when another woman’s perfume is tickling your nostrils.

“Because,” my daughter says, “I was the one who killed him.”

SORRY WHAT

Are they making him push a boulder up a hill and as soon as he gets to the top, the boulder rolls back down to the bottom again?

i love this kid idc what she did

The third in a series usually isn’t that great, so it’s not his fault.

kinda my thoughts on this one 🫣