Restless Stars (Zodiac Academy, #9)

by Caroline Peckham

The fact that Highspell was bald with a bumpy, wart-bound head was the least of her ugliness, because right there in the centre of her face, instead of a nose, was a huge, veiny, flaccid cock. Balls and all, perched neatly beneath her eyes.

So outrageous that, 18 books deep in the Solaria universe, I had to put the book down and consider DNFing. We’ve had some insano-style moments before, mostly with Gabriel and Lance, but WTF is this.