The Canary Cowards

by Jescie Hall

I hate how badly I need this chick for recovery. But I'm pretty sure she's into women. She has to be, right? Surprisingly, she didn't immediately linger on my physique or get tongue-tied talking to me, which was new. Usually women get flustered in my presence,

She's a total bitch. A control freak. A fucking dictator. I can feel it. I know the type.

I bet she's the butch in her relationship, telling her woman how to act. Snapping on her in public. I can see it now. Arguing over leaving too high a tip for the service that wasn't up to her standards, just like a woman angry at the world would.

sir what😭