Bonds of Cupidity (Heart Hassle, #2)

by Raven Kennedy

“Oh my gods, you do! You have vagina vines! Or, I guess it would be vulva vines? Or labia lilies? Whatever. Can I see?” She sends me a scathing look. “No, you can’t see,” she retorts snootily. “Now. How do I look?” I lift my hands to give her two thumbs up, but they kind of flop back down before I can get my fingers to cooperate. Oh well. I’m sure she gets it. “I’m gonna pinch his butt so good,” she says with a smile. “Yeah you are! Get it, girl.” “I am. I’m gonna pinch his butt and then invite him to tend to my private lady garden.” She waggles her brows. “That’s the spirit. Fingers crossed he’s a good plougher. Or sower. Or whatever other garden term that also fits as a sexual innuendo.”

Drunk earth fae was HILARIOUS

In the human realm, I heard a lot of fancy sayings like, “absence makes the heart grow fonder,” and “you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone,” and “I wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ah.” Like I said. Fancy.

Accurate lol