Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle, #1)
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Read between May 22 - May 22, 2024
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These humans are so disappointing sometimes. Many times. Nearly all the times.
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Yep, he’s not happy to see me—that’s a tail poking out from his pants. It’s a sexy tail, though. Like a lion’s. Meow.
tee
LMFAO THE MEOW
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But I don’t answer him. I am in my own little itch-fantasy world.
tee
IM DYING OVER THIS LMFAO
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“What the hell? Am I dying?”
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i’m dying from hunger as i read
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Gods, food is delicious. I want to eat more. I want to eat everything. Gimme all the foods. From now on, it’s food everywhere, all the time, every kind. I want to constantly stuff my face. Screw relationships, I’ll make food my new love. I’ve clearly been misplacing all my fantasies on love and sex. I should’ve just focused my pining on food this whole time.
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People wish and the stars try to grant, but even as the stars sacrifice themselves and fall, so many wishes are wasted, just as so much love is lost.
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I land a few feet down in a pile of…yeah. Shit and piss.
tee
BROOOOOOOO
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The only thing that might be worse is if he drops his trousers and adds to the pile right on top of me.
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PLS DONT
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“Bloody fucking shit,” I hear above me.
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literal fucking shit
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“Unless you’re dead or dying, don’t call me like that, or I’ll push you over the edge of the island next time,” he snaps.
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Multiple genfin males mate with a single female. It is our sworn duty to protect and honor her.”
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sign me the fuck up
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Maybe, just maybe, I can fix them.
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i swear your honor, i can fix him