“Gerard Gibson.” Smirking, I pulled a face in response. “Claire Biggs.” She waggled her eyebrow like the Rock. “Spud-monkey.” Indulging her playfulness, I crossed my eyes until they turned inward. “Snuggle bunny.” She poked her tongue out and rolled it. “Baby daddy.” I pulled my cheeks until I looked sufficiently disfigured. “Baby mama.” Cackling with mischief, she scrambled onto her hands and knees and pounced. “My germs,” she snickered, and then proceeded to lick the side of my face.

