R. Allan ran both Stud Studios and One Touch of Penis Modeling Agency. He looked as expected for this dual role: fifty, seedy, nicotined, with sparse hair, bushy eyebrows, and a drool that increased in lubricity when it liked what it saw. Which it now did. He had never, in his entire lifetime, by any stretch of anyone’s imagination, been attractive, handsome, even personable, and hence his mission to bring beauty to the world was set young. He drooled early.
