Audited by the Anubis (Monstrous Meet Cutes #1)

by Wendi Guff

“Sarcasm is the witless woman’s humor,

“That's a dangerous habit,” he rumbles. “What is?” “Apologizing for others. You don't control another adult's actions, and you clearly have disassociated yourself with them—so why should you be taking the responsibility of what they say or do?”

“Tune them out. Their gossip isn't your truth.”

I've heard her words often enough to know the poison she feeds you, and it's not right, Fern. You’re not fat, and you’re not ugly. You’re absolutely stunning, inside and out.

She's just masking her cruelty as concern.”

have a spice cake with cream cheese frosting infused with maple syrup.”

“You remind me of autumn—vivid, warm, and bursting with color.”

Felicitous parturition, Fern.” “Fuhlis-partuh-what?” “It’s how Anubis wish one another a joyous birthing day.”

“No, making you realize that your body size isn’t something shameful, but something to be celebrated. People come in all different shapes, and one is not better over another. But for the record, I love every curve and dip that graces your beautiful frame. You’re perfection in human form.”

“So what kind of monster is a Seraphim?” “Humans liken us to angels, but I’m technically an elf.”

“Light Nephilim are the bringers of life, whereas our counterpoints, Dark Nephilim, are the bringers of darkness. They’re called Teraphim. They get their wings when they

embrace death, and Seraphim get theirs when they embrace life.”

“He’s not a carnival attraction!” “Didn’t you tell me his dick is pierced and has ridges decked out in gold bands? If that doesn’t scream ‘fair food’, I don’t know what does.”

I've marked Fern with my teeth, with my seed, and now with my khenen. There is no going back. I'll forever be bonded to her, my mate.

As a Teraphim, Ender is not tolerated by many humans, who liken him to demons due to his enormous black wings, long beak, and sightless eyes that occasionally flash red.

We've been friends since our time at the death camp as kids.

Being Dark Nephilim, he’s one with the shadows. He is darkness, and nothing—not even human technology—can hide its secrets from him.

“Be. My. Mate.”

when would you like to go to Egypt?” “In February. It's the Festival of The Wag, which honors Osiris and those who have gone into the afterlife.