Audited by the Anubis (Monstrous Meet Cutes #1)

by Wendi Guff

“Ladies are allowed pleasure. I was raised that all women are ladies, and not in the way that puts societal restrictions on the term. Rather, one where men show women respect—you are the backbone of society and that position demands everyone’s highest regard.”

“Apologizing for others. You don't control another adult's actions, and you clearly have disassociated yourself with them—so why should you be taking the responsibility of what they say or do?”

A parent’s role is to nurture their cub into their happiest self.

“You deserve happiness. You deserve to feel good about yourself and to be treated with dignity and respect. More actually—you deserve to be treated like a queen.

Orgasms are like miracle workers, I swear.

“No, making you realize that your body size isn’t something shameful, but something to be celebrated. People come in all different shapes, and one is not better over another. But for the record, I love every curve and dip that graces your beautiful frame. You’re perfection in human form.”

They say nothing is certain but death and taxes, and I’ll be damned if the two didn’t bring me my happily ever after.