Tibetan Peach Pie: A True Account of an Imaginative Life

by Tom Robbins

It’s said that “stolen honey is sweetest.” I can attest that larceny improves the taste of bologna, as well.

I take a certain refuge in crazy wisdom, even when (maybe especially when) it emanates from avatars in pink circus tights.

shaking his hand was like being forced to grasp the flaccid penis of a hypothermic zombie.