P.S. You're Intolerable (The Harder They Fall, #3)

by Julia Wolf

“I’m not going to fuck you, sweetheart. I just want to kiss you.” He slowly lowered his mouth to mine. “Let me.”

Sigh okay if you must

but when he kissed me breathless, called me sweetheart, and looked at me like I was an epiphany, all my common sense turned against me, whispering that this would be worth the inevitable disaster.

don't worry girl mine would too

I’d hang her portrait on my wall, just like this, then murder every man who laid eyes on it.

Is this so much to ask for

“Shit, sweetheart, I’m sorry.” I cupped the top of her head so she wouldn’t hit the headboard. “Your tits did me in.”

all good bro

I drew back to meet her wild eyes. “I’m going to need to fuck you every day. Need to suck your nipples and eat this pussy whenever I want it. Make you come until you pass out then start all over again. Tell me okay. Tell me you want that too.”

Mother goose fairy tail land fr

Catherine, We’re having lunch together today. Write it on my schedule. If I have an appointment, reschedule it. In fact, reschedule all my lunch appointments from now on. Please. There’s an iced coffee waiting for you in the refrigerator. Yours, Elliot

GOD IM GOING INTO PSYCHOSIS

“If you want me to make it to my meeting, don’t do tricks with your pussy.”

TRICKS???

“Catherine, my mother was mentally ill.

Same

Miles chuckled from the couch. “Have I mentioned I love your girl, Elliot?” Elliot whirled around to scowl at him. “No. And you’ll continue not to mention that.”

God i fucking love him

Miles closed his notebook and spread his arms over the back of my raggedy couch. “I’m here because I’m really good at solving other people’s problems and ignoring mine.”

ME

“I need you to promise me not to change too much while I’m gone, baby girl. If you’re going to have a cool milestone soon, how about waiting until I’m home? That would be very much appreciated.”

Im going to die

No one can be afraid of a man who tells a baby she’s a good girl for making a big burp.

I CANT

Our girl is advanced for her age.

OUR GIRL

Elliot: Do you know how disappointing it is to receive a picture and you’re not in it? Try again. I’m jonesing for your big brown eyes, Catherine.

Im casket shopping rn

Message delivered, I walked out of his office. It was time to go home to my girls.

WOOOO

“That’s cute. You’re adorable and lovely.”

I LOVE HIM

“I’ve got so much cum for you, sweetheart. Gonna fuck you again and again until you give me another baby.”

Omfg

Pulling back, my baby girl gazed at me, little teardrops clinging to the long lashes surrounding her big, brown eyes.

YOUR BABY GIRL??

I wouldn’t see my baby girl every day anymore.

Im not trying to be a cunt but shes not yours babe

Before I knew I was going to do it, I had ripped my keyboard away from my computer and hurled it across the room. It landed with an impotent clatter, not even having the decency to break. “Motherfucker!” I bellowed, ripping at my hair in frustration.

U literally did this to urself

If Catherine wanted to live in that house, I’d move in with her. When Liam showed up to meet Joey, I needed to keep my promise and be right there with them. They were my family. Those were my girls.

THOSE ARE HIS GIRLS

“This love I have for you is etched in my bones and has been growing since the moment I spotted you. If I thought you would agree, I would marry you today, tomorrow, next month. I have never loved anyone else, and knowing myself, I never will. You’re the only woman I want, and you can bank on that never changing. You are threaded through the tapestry of who I am. Even when I denied it, refused to look at you, shut off my feelings for you, you were weaving through me in inextricable ways. If you removed yourself now, I would be in tatters.”

I have no words

Kisses like touching down on the moon. Like javelin throws. Long jumps. The landing was what mattered.

That my seed would take root and she’d become ripe with child for me.

What the fuck year is it

“A shot. Miles was shot.” The world turned to chaos.

HELLO????