The Gathering

by C.J. Tudor

“These are boys. They don’t stick to each other like girls do.” “Well, girls wouldn’t have to do that if it wasn’t for boys, sir.”

Kids will be kids. And that was the problem. Let kids be kids and they’ll burn the whole damn world down.

“No, she’s an odd one, for sure. Cool as a long drink of milk but, make no mistake, that milk is sour.”

This is my new favorite way to describe someone.

There is no such thing as immortality. Death visited us all eventually. The only difference was when he came and how long he lingered. When you lived for centuries, you died for decades.

“With all due respect, you’ve told me less than a gnat’s fart in a teaspoon.

“We’re gonna pump you so full of cum it’ll ooze out your goddamn eyeballs.”

LITERALLY THE WORST SENTENCE I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.