Sometimes I get called a cool wine aunt, which is supposed to be an insult. While I don’t drink wine, I am an aunt, and a pretty damn cool one. I teach the niblings to swear in multiple languages, I play with Lego, and their college tuition is covered. Do you want to insult me for that, faceless internet dude whose wages are garnished because you owe child support to three women in Idaho? Go for
