“That’s Tally’s best friend who’s visiting for Christmas.” “Yeah, and you just fucking terrified her. Forget what I said earlier about hooking up, you need to go back to square one and learn how to converse first. It’s like you’ve never seen a pair of tits before.” “That’s the girl I met on the plane.” Mateo’s eyes widened. “You gotta be shitting me.” “No, I’m not. You didn’t tell me Tally’s fucking college roommate was from Colorado and coming in on the same flight as me.” “To be fair, I didn’t even know what day you were coming home.”
