“Cap, help me out.” I paced in a short circle, scratching the back of my neck, willing my erection to calm the fuck down before I offered Mateo more ammo to give me shit for the rest of my life. It was only a minute but it felt like thirty when the door opened and my best friend peeked a squinty eye out. “What the fuck do you want?” “Condom. Now.” His squinty eye opened all the way and his grumpy expression lifted. “You getting laid, brother?” “Listen, I don’t have time for fucking tea and biscuits. There’s a naked bombshell of a woman sprawled out in my bed right now, and I need a rubber
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